Charlie listeners voted and they want me to go to Vegas with my tax return. I don’t feel bad for Charlie’s ex-girlfriend for getting that tattoo of Charlie’s face, so she’s out of luck. I think I’m past my prime for Botox. I’d need a face full for it to do anything. Vegas sounds like a lot of fun but I really, really want a new kitten. I’ve been watching these videos too and they just make me want to go to the Humane Society and adopt all of the cats!

I wish I felt like that cat right now….

She smells so good and always looks so pretty…. I think I know what it feels like to have a crush on someone! Your stomach has the same feeling when you’re on a roller coaster going down a big drop. I invited her to all of my meetings these past few weeks but her boss complained to me that she was too overworked and she would glare at me during those meetings while I was staring into her blue eyes. I don’t get to see her as much anymore and it’s making me want to start sucking my thumb again. I think I might ask her out for lunch, but she’ll have to drive. I’ll just ask Mom for more lunch money that day! Here is a picture of her….sigh…..