Life has been so less stressful lately…..I’ve had more time to read books and garden since it’s been so nice outside. Why is my life less stressful you might ask? It’s because I don’t have to plan dinner every night and I forward Charlie the e-mails I get from What’s 4 Dinner Portland? and he picks up the ingredients from the grocery store.

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I love working for Charlie FM! Sometimes I get to meet some really cool people and I work with a bunch of awesome people. Well there’s this one girl and I think I have a crush on her…. She’s blond, smart, funny, pretty and she makes my stomach turn whenever she talks to me. I work with her almost every day and she works in the Promotions and Marketing department for Charlie FM. I really like her but I don’t know what to do now. Do I ask her out? She’s a lot older than me and I’m not even sure if she’s single…. I think I’ll start by inviting her to meetings that she doesn’t need to go to so I can see her more. I’ll keep you posted and SHHH!!! Don’t tell anyone!

It’s true! Soon, you’ll be seein’ your dear ol’ Charlie Girl with brains comin’ out of her mouth. Shocking? Well, kinda. I mean, how do you get into character for something like that? If you think you know, or you want to find out (uh, what’s wrong with you?), then you need to audition for a role in Portland’s feature length zombie spoof movie Stripperland. Don’t worry. There’s no real stripping involved, just blood curtling limb eating. Feel better?