Since I’m the Charlie FM General Manager I would like to do an annual State of the Charlie Union address every year, beginning now, just like the President.

Charlie FM Listeners,

Thank you Charlie, Charlie Girl and Charlie’s Mom for being here tonight. Thank you Charlie FM listeners for staying loyal to your favorite Hits radio station. The listeners matter here in Charlie Town so that’s why we have our All Music Workday from 9am to noon every weekday. Plus we have our new Club Charlie every Saturday night from 6 to midnight for all of you club goers and par-tiers. No longer do you need your ipod for your house parties or cd’s for you cab rides, just turn your radio dial to 97.1! We are even awarding prizes now to our listeners every morning at 7:15am for My Charlie Awards. We will forever be your radio station without all of the talk but with all of the great prizes! Thank you and God Bless Charlie FM!

Do the competitors get a rebuttal? nah….

With Charlie being an only child he is definitely a mama’s boy, well at least he is when I can get him to call me back…. This causes problems when he gets a new girlfriend. He’s been living with “friend” but he recently told me they were dating. I knew the entire time that they were dating! How did I know?

Charlie and his new girlfriend, or “roommate” at the time, came to my house for dinner one night. His girlfriend made delicious liver and onions but there were some left overs so she left her nice glass dish at my house. I promptly returned it to their home the next time I visited. Charlie kept calling me and leaving me the most horrid voice mails saying I needed to return the glass dish and that I couldn’t steal from his “roommate” I didn’t call him back. Then he called me again telling me that it was his “roommate’s” grandmother’s dish and that she really really needs it back. I called Charlie back and asked him if she was his girlfriend and he denied it. Hear that girlfriend?!? He denied it! Well I proceeded to inform Charlie that the dish is in his “roommate’s” bed. That’s when he told me they had just started dating.

I’m watching you Charlie!