Hey Charlie Squad, they (those smart people) have found water on the moon? Is it an ocean, a water park, or tiny molecules you can’t see with the naked eye? Find out by clicking through to the podcast here. Once you’re there, be sure to read about Mercury getting probed. That’s always fun. And if you’re one of those folks that thinks science sucks, then check out the hastily made Clevland tourism video. There’s no science in that, but since it’s Clevland there IS lots of sucking. 1,2,3 blow!

So Halloween is coming up and it’s on a Saturday night! So that means I can stay out tick or treating way later than the past couple of years. I just hope it doesn’t rain this year. I’m so excited! Also my mom gets to celebrate too! She’s going to the Charlie Halloween Ball the night before. She said it’s for adults only so I can’t go but I know Randy is excited for the big party!

So after a lot of research and graphs and looking at magazines I’ve decided what I’m going to be for Halloween. I don’t think anyone else will be dressed up as the same thing as me, at least I hope not but he’s my idol and I want to be just like him when I grow up. No, not Charlie or Randy but Donald Trump. He’s so cool. I wish I had my own casino and TV show. Grandma found a wig for me and I already have a suit so I should be ready! I’m thinking about saying “You’re Fired” instead of “Trick or Treat” this year when I go door to door…. Oh here is a picture below of what I’m hoping to look like… Maybe Charlie Girl can do my makeup?

Whoa man, I just got into the office, yeah I know, it’s noon but I went to The Killers concert last night at the Memorial Coliseum and it was awesome! I didn’t really dig the opening band (it was a mariachi rock band) but The Killers put on a rocking show! All the light effects and stage set up was nice and they even shot off confetti. I’m sucker for pyro and confetti. We’ve got some bootleg video on our random videos player, check it out! I’ve also got some pictures below. Brandon Flowers, the lead singer is one of the best performers i’ve seen all summer. he was all over the stage and really animated in his stage presence and he still managed to hit all his notes! I didn’t know this before but the entire band are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints! Otherwise known as Mormon. The fact has nothing to do with their music but just a interesting fact. I haven’t been to the Memorial Coliseum for a concert in a while and i was a little bummed it wasn’t at the Rose Garden but it after the show I pretty much forgot it wasn’t at the Rose Garden! So don’t let that bother you if you’re a big fan of the Rose Garden. Thanks for listening to Charlie!

Oh and all next week, 9/28-10/2 Charlie Girl will be giving away KISS tickets in the morning during her show! She’s also going to be giving away tickets to Charlie’s Halloween Ball! Click here for more information about the Halloween Ball.

Grab your black sunglasses and key card folks. We’re going downstairs to access the Conspiracy Corner. Our first case is to figure out where all these fanged frogs came from! Then we’ll check out the freak show that was born yesterday in Jakarta. Whoo boy. The appocolypse is now? Click here to hear the podcasts.

You thought that first semester of Spanish was useless, didn’t you? Well, my friends, come to find out that you can use all those simple statements to woo a beautiful Spanish Seniorita. Click here to watch and learn!

Scientists have just pulled the biggest, creepiest kraken ever out of the sea! On top of that, a new breed of canine has been discovered. Apparently wolves and coyotes have been doing “it” behind our backs! I’m kinda on a nature tangent, so I also have a bunch of pics of the Earth from space for you to look at. This has nothing to do with nature at all. I interviewed a famous fella from The Office yesterday. Just click here to hear it. Don’t be scared. I’m not. Well, I guess I kinda am, but that doesn’t have anything to do with giant squids or morphing canines. Wait. Maybe it does.

Leon was walkin’ down the street when he noticed all the ladies smilin’ and makin’ eye contact. Den I figured it out, dey was checkin’ out my new shoes. I says (Aw-dem?). . .  Does just my shinny new Gold Plated kicks! Seeya!

It’s true. Nothing really changes from birth to death. You eat, sleep, smoke. You know. The usual. It’s just that when you’re really young or really old, sometimes you need help doing the regular stuff. That’s why I’ve been spending time all month doing deliveries with Loaves and Fishes, the Meals on Wheels people. You can watch videos of the process with me, Randy and Charlie Squad Member Shawna here. I’ve also posted a podcast interview with Randy. Because being kind is cool. Commit a Random Act of Kindness by volunteering for Loaves and Fishes.

I had the best chicken gyro at the Night Light last night. And what do you know? While I was enjoying chicken goodness, astronomers were discovering new “Earth-like” planets. Click here for more on planets AND pink grasshoppers.

I had the best chicken gyro at the Night Light last night. And what do you know? While I was enjoying chicken goodness, astronomers were discovering new “Earth-like” planets. Click here for more on planets AND pink grasshoppers.